Shakespearean Language!!

I've always liked the way people in movies said "I know not, sir...", I think that it would be cool to be able to talk like that. So here is a paragraph of my own made up of "Shakespearean Language".

Shakespearean:
How art thou on tis sunny day?





MODERN MOVIES:
One of today's modern uses for Shakespeare is the move "Ten Things I Hate About You", it is based on "The Taming of The Shrew; O" , "Othello", and "Macbeth".